What? I was just walking up the stairs. Sheesh.
*heavy breathing*

Welcome to my house, everybody! It gets a little messy in here, but just kick over whatever’s in the way and use the links above to get around.

About: Who is this dude? And who cares? (My mom, that’s who!)(Also, your mom.)

Books: I write them. See what’s on the menu!

Blog: Let’s talk about books! And movies, and comics, and video games, and plays, and books! And maybe a little about social psychology every now and then, ’cause I didn’t get that Ph.D. for nothing! (…did I?) The link above leads to my site’s landing page, where you can find links to all blog posts.

Contact: C’mon, don’t make me hold your hand through the whole site. I hardly know you. This is getting weird.